@yourdomain
// [ IP ADDRESS ][yyyy mm dd hh mm ss]
//
// Decode:
// q=0,w=1,e=2,r=3,t=4,y=5,a=6,b=7,c=8,d=9
//
// The numbers in between are just separators. If the fifth set of numbers isn't the 4-digit year
// reverse the entire string to reveal the ip address/time.
//
// The IP address and time should corrospond to the computer that harvested "your" email address
// for spamming - but you should verify the IP/time against your server logs to make sure it
// wasn't faked.
//
// The time is recorded in GMT. If you'd rather it be recorded in your server's time
// just change all instances of gmdate(*) to date(*).
function quote($title=0) {
$adjectives = file(PATH.'adjectives.txt');
$adverbs = file(PATH.'adverbs.txt');
$comparitives = file(PATH.'comparitives.txt');
$conjunctions = file(PATH.'conjunctions.txt');
$determiners = file(PATH.'determiners.txt');
$interjections = file(PATH.'interjections.txt');
$nouns = file(PATH.'nouns.txt');
$prepositions = file(PATH.'prepositions.txt');
$verbs = file(PATH.'verbs.txt');
$p = rand(0,1);
$v = array('a','e','i','o','u');
for ($i = 0; $i < 2; $i++) {
$interjection[$i] = trim($interjections[rand(0,count($interjections) - 1)]);
$determiner[$i] = trim($determiners[rand(0,count($determiners) - 1)]);
$adjective[$i] = trim($adjectives[rand(0,count($adjectives) - 1)]);
$noun[$i] = trim($nouns[rand(0,count($nouns) - 1)]);
$adverb[$i] = trim($adverbs[rand(0,count($adverbs) - 1)]);
$verb[$i] = trim($verbs[rand(0,count($verbs) - 1)]);
$preposition[$i] = trim($prepositions[rand(0,count($prepositions) - 1)]);
$conjunction[$i] = trim($conjunctions[rand(0,count($conjunctions) - 1)]);
$comparitive[$i] = trim($comparitives[rand(0,count($comparitives) - 1)]);
if (!$title) {
foreach(array("interjection","determiner","adjective","noun","adverb","verb","preposition","conjection","comparitive") as $part) {
if (mt_rand(1,20) == 10) ${$part}[$i] = "".${$part}[$i]."";
}
}
if ($determiner[$i] == "a")
for ($j = 0; $j < 5; $j++)
if (($p && ($adjective[$i][0] == $v[$j])) || (!$p && ($noun[$i][0] == $v[$j]))) $determiner[$i] = "an";
}
echo $p ?
"$interjection[0], $determiner[0] $adjective[0] $noun[0] $adverb[0] $verb[0] $preposition[0] $determiner[1] $adjective[1] $noun[1].":
"$interjection[0], $determiner[0] $noun[0] is $comparitive[0] $adjective[0] than $determiner[1] $adjective[1] $noun[1].";
}
function word($list) {
$words = file(PATH.$list.".txt");
return trim($words[rand(0,sizeof($words) - 1)]);
}
?>
<? echo ucfirst(word("nouns"))." Directory" ?>
thanks to the "> Foundation for their
contributions.
";
for ($j=0;$j";
}
?>
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